Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boosey beggar who could think you
under the table.
David Hume could out-consume Shoppenhauer and Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as
Schloegel.
There's nothin' Neitzche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raisin' of
the wrist;
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed!
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of
shard was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey
every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, Hobbes was fond
of his dram.
And René Déscartes was a drunken fart, “I drink therefore
I am.”
Yes Socrates, himself, is particularly missed: A lovely little
thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed!
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