The Lumberjack Song

Monty Python


I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay;
I sleeps at night and I works all day.


I cut down trees
I eat my lunch
I go to the la-va-tree
On Wednesdays I go shopping,
and have buttered scones for tea.


I cut down trees
I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing
and hang around bars


I cut down trees
I wear high heels
suspenders and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear pa-pa!

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